Captain, there be goats here!
So I’m driving home after a leisurely Sunday disc golfing and Waffle housing with friends when I pull into my driveway and see this.
I know I do. Goats are so cute! (*japaneses anime girl tee-hee*)
Here’s a close up of the wayward goat that belongs to my neighbors. You know the neighbors. The ones that let their pitbulls run wild all over the neighborhood killing people’s cats. (Kerrigan
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But these are the reasons I keep the camera in my car. And when I see those turkeys again, the ones I saw a couple years back that stood nearly five feet tall, (I know this because they stood next to a field fence and their heads were over the top wire), I’ll finally have proof! You unbelievable fools!
And on that day… on that day I will show the world that I’m smart enough, I’m good enough, and dog gone it, Turkeys are big!

